The Oscars

It's time once again for my annual review of the Oscars. To refresh your memories:

If I got my wish, and I was made full time Queen of the Universe (but not including onions), what/who would I have nominated? Let's have a look, shall we? Hmmm?

1) "Hungry Eyes" for best original song, "Dirty Dancing."

2) Rodrigo Santoro, from the film "300", for the jewelry he wore in his portrayal of Xerxes. For which his earrings looked like microphones. For which FS and I couldn't stop laughing. You be the judge:

3) John Travolta's hair. For being the most unrecognizable recognizable spray hair I've ever seen. When will someone admit it's paint?

4) Again, the Gingerbread Man, for best actor in a supporting role. He's been overlooked for his remarkable performance in "Shrek the Third". The flashback scene is genius. Just ask Beef--we laughed so hard, we cried.

5) Gary Busey.

6) Have you seen "Point Break"? Gary Busey is talented. The man has skill.

7) I'm kidding. Not really Gary Busey. He has Chicklet teeth. Not that Chicklet teeth are grounds for not receiving an Oscar. Just ask Hilary Swank.

8) Oooo... Oh yes I did just slam Hilary Swank!

9) Poomobile and BG, for best performances in the roles of friends who convincingly suggest they have every intention of joining you at trivia, but then don't. Brava. But for the record, Sparkle Motion misses you. Get thee butters there, or I'll spank you. And only weirdos like a spanking. You bunch of weirdos.

And that's it.

Once again, your turn--who would you nominate?